DO YOU HAVE TROUBLE PERFORMING?

Well do you?

haha, those adverts crack me up.

I wish one would just say "Hey you! Can't get it up eh? HAHAHA!" then give the slightly grey haired suave man in the jumper vest no advice whatsoever.

Leave him in his hunting lodge/modern kitchen/warmly lit bedroom. Leave his older, but beautiful wife.
No sex for you! Go back to being frigid and akward.

Nah, im not so mean!

Viagra for all!

Primary school was sweeet

Today i was day dreaming. No big deal. I do it all the time.

I saw some trees and the blue sky from a window in school. I couldnt see the ground( first floor classroom). Just the tops of two trees and the clear sky beyond.

So i daydreamed, the school could just be floating through the sky. The trees could just be rooted into some clouds. It made me happy for a while, i imagined climbing onto a tree and steering it away, through the sky. Not sure how i would steer it. Just sounded really nice, mountains below me, nothing above except the stars. Listen to me, pfft. I sound like a bad poet.

But it is super cold here in Scotland right now. So that would be kind of chilly.

It reminded me of a story i wrote in primary school, when i was seven or eight, about this man who lived in the clouds, and he kidnapped people who he wanted to entertain him, like lion tamers and clowns and take them to the clouds, until they all escaped one day. I said that when it was foggy, the man in the clouds was on the ground looking for his prisoners.

My teacher didn't like it. This upset me rather.

I enjoyed primary school. Lots of glitter glue. Lots of skipping and football.

It's scary to think that ships can be lost at sea for so long.

The sea is so big.

The oceans are enormous.

I am rather unsettled by large bodies of water.

Dream a little dream....

Today totally felt like a dream.

Didn't wear contact lenses, or glasses, everything as fuzzy round the edges.

I felt that if i just lept in front of a car, everyhting would be okay.


I'm not suicidal. Maybe that was a bad example.

Dreamy things kept happening. A white dog with a single black spot on top of it's head. The sound of a cat killing a crow.
I walked past a good friends mother, standing at the side of a road. I walked right in front of her, and she just kept looking straight on.

A shopping basket with bits of a metal tape measure was just sitting in the middle of the road.
A big white lorry (or a truck to you yankees) Drove past, and i turned to my friend to say " i wonder what's in that lorry" and the driver hit the horn. Looking right at me.

I'm going to have a nap, maybe when i wake up this will all be over.

I heard somewhere that timetravel should be possible.

It is possible.

And ive seen the future. Its okay.

It's so good to see you again!

How long does it have to be since you last talked to someone before they become astranged?

Didn't make contact with a girl i knew for about a year, saw her in a shopping centre. I hid.

I actually turned on my heels and hid behind a pillar. I think she saw me.

I could think of nothing i wanted to do less than make awkard conversation, she left school and i know she's doing nothing. We didnt talk all that much, but were in a lot of classes together. Did some presentations with her.

Totally felt i'd put my foot in it. I think she was with her dad, or her brother. They were male.

Then i had the fear that she might not know who i was and ugh.. it was awful.

Open with a joke

Meandering thoughts. Bad jokes and such. Need to have some goals right? Open with a joke, i'll capture your hearts, right?

when is a car not a car?

when it turns into a driveway.